Golf R + 1 Cylinder =/=  UrQuattro 

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
06/12/2015 at 13:04 • Filed to: Audi, RS3, Golf R, Quattro, UrQuattro, Rally

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You can pretend all you want Audi, but we know the truth.

Give us what we really want already.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:08

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although just to be an ass and a previous owner of a Ur I have to remind you the red car is not one, but an s1 sport quattro


Kinja'd!!! georgechristensen > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:10

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That RS3 looks way 0ut of its element in that ad.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 13:14

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:( I know but its the only photos with the concept too. And they’re really nice photos.

Also Im sorry for your lose.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > georgechristensen
06/12/2015 at 13:15

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Yea Im sure that wasn’t remotely comfortable. Its suspension isn’t rally bred.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:15

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I’d love to have a five cylinder Golf R, or just a swap into mine.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 13:17

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That is neither a Sport Quattro or an S1 Sport Quattro. It has a long wheelbase and no flared fenders or crazy widebody.

It’s an UrQuattro with an S1 paint job.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Saracen
06/12/2015 at 13:19

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I think you need to put your glasses on


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:20

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yeah I stuffed it into a jersey barrier falling asleep at the wheel. Terrible. I got you now


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:20

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Still hnnnng tho.

If the engine was longitudinal, and it was a 2 door fastback hatch. HNNNNNNNNNNG!


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 13:20

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No, I need to read more carefully, I thought you were referring to the white car in the commercial.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Saracen
06/12/2015 at 13:21

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haha yup no worries


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Saracen
06/12/2015 at 13:32

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But they make a 5 cylinder Golf R

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 13:33

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Oh … now I feel like an ass lol. Sorry, but just know Im jealous of your time spent in it.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:35

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lol yeah 2 whole months. 13,000 invested, nothing to show. I did part it and made most of it back. That was the saddest part. Laggy like a mofo, but when you figure it all out they are brilliant cars


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
06/12/2015 at 13:35

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I’ll never understand why the S5 doesnt have that engine. It’d be perfect.

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turbo 5 > supercharged 6


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Milky
06/12/2015 at 13:59

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Indeed. Audi seems to like to try out every conceivable engine configuration. Their vaunted I5 turbo has fallen to the wayside.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
06/12/2015 at 14:50

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Which makes no sense because it makes moar power.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Milky
06/22/2015 at 16:22

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If appearance is what people want to go for - change the hood, headlights and front bumper on an A5/S5/RS5 and you have the Quattro concept. At least from the outside...

Someone should make a kit!


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Tapas
06/22/2015 at 16:47

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…. someone should make that kit! We have to deal with everything Mansory makes but one company can’t make a quattro concept front clip, tisk tisk.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Milky
06/22/2015 at 18:10

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Yes! I know, right!